Church is where they go when their husbands turn away from them in bed,
for them, Jesus is first a husband before a Savior. Sunday is not just a day, it is a reminder of marriage.
The Lord’s promises are not a placebo, look at the way their hands reach far above, shaking their bodies and stamping their feet.
Husband; be a husband and fear a woman
who remembers each Bible verse not with the doubt of a congregant, but with the precision of a lover who knows every part of their partner. When they come to you at the brink of dawn (husband) to coerce you into joining them, tell them to carry a rubber instead.
Daughter, pray for your mother who after church marches to you after spending half a day with Jesus, comes back to her broken family, gets on her knees and serves your father.
Be wary of a woman who not only just opens her legs but sends the gates of heaven crumbling on her command,
for she will not leave your world unshaken.
These are the women, who not only disappear to conferences for days and do not pick up their phones when you try to call them, because man, you’re disturbing...
Not when she’s with the Lord.
(Watch how every strand on her head rises, as if sitting on the electric chair, as if possessed when they mention the name Jesus). That woman has understood that nothing a living man will ever offer or supply to her will ever be enough. See, if Jesus or God is dead then how can you explain her dedication? How can you explain the fact that she dresses up every Sunday to be with a man you’ll never be, to you a stranger, to you nothing but a myth, but to her…
A husband, a father to your children not if but when you decide to abandon them. If her Jesus is a stranger then you might as well call her a prostitute… But then, Jesus did allow a prostitute to massage his feet afterall.
Be wary of a woman of faith.
Lucille Sambo is a 23 year old storyteller and wanderer. She uses her words to connect with people; to make them feel like they are not alone in this world. Born and raised in Zimbabwe, but currently working in Germany, Lucille dreams to explore the Film industry.